March 2012
“A spoonful on funny will catch more good guys than a gallon of vagina.”
– Helena, xojane.com
February 2012
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i hate accounting more than anything! well, ok. not anything. i hate it more than most things. more than almost everything.
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there’s a person living in humble who visits my tumblr almost every day. this person’s internet provider is earthlink. i also know the IP address. who are you?!
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
friday nights are when i get sad and eat way too much
actually i don’t even get sad most of the time
i just eat way too much because food is so good aaaahhh
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waltzforpanda replied to your photo: today i’m finally wearing the earrings my brother…
Dang Judy you’re so pretty :) I really like the earrings also. Are you wearing black contacts? Your eyes are really deep black if that makes any sense though it looks nice!
awww thanks!! :D and nope, i just had my normal contacts in! it does kind of look like i’m wearing circle lenses, hahaha.
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“Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.”
– Ron Swanson (via austinkleon)
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Kingdom Hearts, the ENTIRE PLOT. →
willoftheforsaken:
superzelda:
aradiapartyingalonewithcorpses:
BRAIN IMPLODES
SO FUCKING ACCURATE AND ACTUALLY USEFUL
sometimes i don’t know why i even bother making time for you when you don’t bother to do the same for me. whenever i bring it up, you’re incredibly busy and life is hard and you just don’t have enough time for everything. you say sorry, but then you go and do the exact same thing again. every time. thanks. i feel greatly appreciated, like i’m such an important part of...
“True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made...”
– - Lucy, When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege. (via seaofbadstories)
I might have reblogged this already but it’s so good I don’t care.
(via stfufauxminists)
Kyriarchy in action.
(via transstingray)
Also the study where they had women and men talking in a discussion and when women...
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katniss: he's dozed off again, but I kiss him awake, which seems to startle him. Then he smiles as if he's be happy to lie there gazing at me forever. He's great at this stuff.
me: FUCKING FUCK KATNISS MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU MY GOD GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FUCK YOU'RE THE MOST OBLIVIOUS PERSON I'VE EVER MET GOD
THE ENDING OF MOCKINGJAY WAS SO WHACK UGH WHY. WHYYYY. i loved the last paragraph but everything else was not at all fulfilling. all the momentum from the books built up to THIS?! AAAAAGH
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sometimes i get a little worried that everybody is a jerk like me but then i remember that the majority of people are way nicer than i am. phew.
